This is something.  It is the skeleton of my first sculpey sculpture.  He is poised as though in contemplation, as though in repose…he is looking at you, and by god, he is WEARING HIS X-RAY GLASSES.  He is for sure looking right at your panties…AND FOR ALL THOSE OF YOU THAT ARE RIGHT NOW SAYING ‘WELL (looking over shoulders)  IM NOT WEARING PANTIES, PANTIES IS FOR THE LADIES’, WELL LET ME TELL YOU THE XRAY GLASSES DON’T LIE…NICE TRY.  ALSO FOR ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE THAT IS SAYING ‘WELL NOW, (looking over shoulders) I’M NOT WEARING PANTIES’…WELL…THOSE XRAY GLASSES DON’T LIE.   NIIIICE.  (WINK) (ALSO YOU NEED A TAN) (PASTY AND WINTERY LOOKING)

Tomorrow: We formulate an exact replica of your eyebrows, hair by painstaking hair.  We then shave your eyebrows completely, and quickly when you least expect it destroy the false ones, leaving you with nothing.