aunfin

tinfoil and the breath of angels on your eyelids…

admin — Tue, 04 May 2010 08:00:00 +0000

This is something. It is the skeleton of my first sculpey sculpture. He is poised as though in contemplation, as though in repose…he is looking at you, and by god, he is WEARING HIS X-RAY GLASSES. He is for sure looking right at your panties…AND FOR ALL THOSE OF YOU THAT ARE RIGHT NOW SAYING [...]

Alien Balloon

admin — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 08:00:00 +0000

Here’s something I was working on, and then abandoned, and may finish…may not. I’m not in love with it. (wink wink) YOU know… We got SA-LAMMMED with a nice spring /winter/apocalypse blizzard last night and today. And by ‘we’, I of course mean ‘Calgary’. Highway was a nightmare, cars in ditches, drug mules everywhere. This [...]

being the smallest, and the most smothered

admin — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 04:58:10 +0000

This is, as he puts it..”about being the smallest doll in a Kewpie doll”, or something like that. Try not to cry. I am sobbing into the hideously large breasts of a man on the subway. It is 9:30 in the morning, and I am on a train. He is a stranger and I am [...]

the realization of the passion

admin — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 08:00:00 +0000

Well, well, well… I just finished up my first ever comic convention this weekend, the Calgary Comic and Entertainment Expo. I had a table over in Artist Alley, and what fun was had. To everyone who came by and checked out my work, thanks so much, it was greatly appreciated, and if you actually bought [...]

reverse giant monster cupid

admin — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 08:00:00 +0000

EDIT: April 26 2010 I may have told someone at the CON that there was a story about this picture on my site that they can go and read. Looking at this I realize that I am a dirty filthy liar, and there is no such thing. I apologize. and will remedy that RIGHT NOW. [...]

a discovery, a selfish wish, and genius.

admin — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 07:30:36 +0000

Why the hell has no one told me about TIM – effing – MINCHIN yet?!? Tim Minchin, everyone. I am in a sort of love with this man…awe, certainly. Enjoy.

the date…

admin — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 08:00:00 +0000

He contemplated. She was well over an hour late. This logically meant that she wasn’t coming. He quickly calculated time spent waiting vs energy expended. It wouldn’t take long to take the lights back down, but he had spent quite a bit of time hunting for the perfect flower. He decides to give her a [...]

ablomb of utmost disregard

admin — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 08:00:00 +0000

There are so many ways in which interpret this. I choose to interpret it through that season of 24 in which there is a nuke and Jack blows someones head off he knows, execution style, in a train yard. That was fearless. Writing. You can’t come back from that. Or the gaping plot holes, but [...]

this fish.

admin — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 08:00:00 +0000

“All fish are blind”, she said, tossing her long dark hair hard over her shoulder, as though annoyed by it. “No they aren’t, he replied. The END. Best story ever. Not to be confused with the one where I cut my own hair and then get mugged by a drunk when I am 10. That [...]

smoke black

admin — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 08:00:00 +0000

Where are all you people coming from? I can tell what color shirt you’re wearing, but I cant figure out how you stumbled into me. Can you please lean to the left, I’m trying to see myself in the mirror behind you. Once when I was younger, I weighed 110 pounds. I thought it would [...]