Where are all you people coming from?  I can tell what color shirt you’re wearing, but I cant figure out how you stumbled into me.  Can you please lean to the left, I’m trying to see myself in the mirror behind you.

Once when I was younger, I weighed 110 pounds.  I thought it would be fun to lip sync to the song “A Whole New World”, from the popular Disney musical “Aladdin”.  So I invited some friends over, and set up a video camera, and I ‘sang’ the Aladdin part, and one of my good friends ‘sang’ the ‘Jasmine part.  I am wearing a vest, with no shirt on underneath, all 110 pounds of hot sexy flesh, and for some reason a goddamn BANDANNA, and as luck would have it, directly behind the camera is a full length mirror.  We hit record and not only do I half-ass ‘sing’ my way thru the whole the whole song, but I ALSO spend the entire 4 minutes preening and staring at myself in the mirror.  Oh Vanity, your name is me.

Then my Dad came in a knocked over the camera and then we shouted at each other, and then later he died of cancer.

Tomorrow: Guy Smiley threatens a young man with death and ruins both puppets and game shows FOREVER.

That was a lousy story.  I’m sorry.

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